Himcapbopvogsisflatdob is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, kind fish.

Himcapbopvogsisflatdob created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Himcapbopvogsisflatdob, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Himcapbopvogsisflatdob, she will have a low opinion of you.

Himcapbopvogsisflatdob's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Himcapbopvogsisflatdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Do not stand on grass.