Mabzigmeg Bumquagrigzim is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage centaur.

Mabzigmeg Bumquagrigzim created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabzigmeg Bumquagrigzim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mabzigmeg Bumquagrigzim, it will laugh at you.

Mabzigmeg Bumquagrigzim's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Mabzigmeg Bumquagrigzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. You must pray to Mabzigmeg Bumquagrigzim six times a day.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never play with disobedient children.