Busbassombogdud is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely heavy, annoying
slug.
Busbassombogdud created Europe five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Busbassombogdud, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Busbassombogdud, she will say rude things about you at parties.
Busbassombogdud's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Busbassombogdud's Holy Commandments1. Do not keep seven badgers in a large pit.
2. Do not wear lead on your body.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Never think about eukaryotes.
5. Do not listen to music.