Rowominhug is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, boastful
hedgehog.
Rowominhug created a charm quark nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rowominhug, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Rowominhug, he will boil you in a big pot.
Rowominhug's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Rowominhug's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about electromagnetism near hamsters while wearing brown trousers and balancing five lead spheres on your legs.
2. Never talk about gravity.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.