Rowominhug is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, boastful hedgehog.

Rowominhug created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowominhug, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rowominhug, he will boil you in a big pot.

Rowominhug's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Rowominhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near hamsters while wearing brown trousers and balancing five lead spheres on your legs.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.