Gemnulquam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, generous crocodile.

Gemnulquam created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gemnulquam, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gemnulquam, she will strike you with lightening.

Gemnulquam's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Gemnulquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never feed garlic to tortoises while wearing dresses.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never mention aardvarks.

5. Hide from cyan whales for they are unholy.