Vinvedgid is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident crocodile.

Vinvedgid created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vinvedgid, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vinvedgid, he will boil you in a big pot.

Vinvedgid's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Vinvedgid's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Vinvedgid.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Always obey Vinvedgid's priests.