Bossteendun is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless monkey.

Bossteendun created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossteendun, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bossteendun, it will be mildly annoyed.

Bossteendun's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bossteendun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Never feed apples to goats while wearing turquoise scarves.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Always help moths in need.