Gatgadfot is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm capybara.

Gatgadfot created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gatgadfot, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gatgadfot, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gatgadfot's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Gatgadfot's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Never look in ponds.