Pittindapriprilvantanomt is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, kind crab.

Pittindapriprilvantanomt created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Pittindapriprilvantanomt, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Pittindapriprilvantanomt, she will send you a sign.

Pittindapriprilvantanomt's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pittindapriprilvantanomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think ill of sick dogs.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

4. Never hurt sheep.

5. Do not eat pineapples.