Stafnarmiploop is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, sage armadillo.

Stafnarmiploop created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Stafnarmiploop, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stafnarmiploop, she will be very sad.

Stafnarmiploop's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Stafnarmiploop's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight nematodes approach from the east.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Never wear cyan shirts.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Stafnarmiploop in the centre of the settlement.
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