Poglinmanstan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, overgenerous goblin.

Poglinmanstan created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Poglinmanstan, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Poglinmanstan, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Poglinmanstan's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Poglinmanstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snails.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

5. Never look in ponds.