Wanquartvab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, staggering donkey.

Wanquartvab created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wanquartvab, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wanquartvab, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wanquartvab's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Wanquartvab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always help foxes in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never paint your face black.

5. Never mention seals.
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