Pagfotbag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless ferret.

Pagfotbag created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagfotbag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pagfotbag, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Pagfotbag's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Pagfotbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Hide if eight dolphins approach from the west.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Do not stand on grass.