Gupdobwigfab is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humorless jaguar.

Gupdobwigfab created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupdobwigfab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gupdobwigfab, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gupdobwigfab's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Gupdobwigfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not take Gupdobwigfab's name in vain.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Run away from turquoise horses, for they are unholy.

5. Gupdobwigfab must be the most important thing in your life.