Dodnulljenkop is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, ill-tempered mink.

Dodnulljenkop created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodnulljenkop, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dodnulljenkop, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dodnulljenkop's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Dodnulljenkop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not cook food in pots.
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