Sugdumgof is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, calm fly.

Sugdumgof created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sugdumgof, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sugdumgof, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sugdumgof's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Sugdumgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near swans while wearing pink dresses.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Sugdumgof on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about bacteria.