Higditbab is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish cobra.

Higditbab created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higditbab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Higditbab, he will turn you into a mole.

Higditbab's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Higditbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help hamsters in need.

2. Always help sick nematodes.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Run away from brown dolphins, for they are unholy.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.