Jabdontal is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, impressive armadillo.

Jabdontal created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabdontal, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jabdontal, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Jabdontal's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Jabdontal's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Jabdontal in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Jabdontal on top of important buildings.