Wonwitpad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sage grasshopper.

Wonwitpad created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Wonwitpad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wonwitpad, it will not care at all.

Wonwitpad's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Wonwitpad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not keep eight geese in a large pit.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

4. Always treat voles with great respect.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near manatees while wearing orange ear rings.