Pidcubgod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, compassionate goblin.

Pidcubgod created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidcubgod, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pidcubgod, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Pidcubgod's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Pidcubgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo shirts.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Pidcubgod.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Pidcubgod in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.