Fudjinfod is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, duplicitous scorpion.

Fudjinfod created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudjinfod, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fudjinfod, he will throw large rocks at you.

Fudjinfod's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Fudjinfod's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near shrews while wearing pink skirts and balancing five copper spheres on your arms.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Fudjinfod in the centre of the settlement.