Tarpyattgamvad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, vain whale.

Tarpyattgamvad created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarpyattgamvad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tarpyattgamvad, he will turn you into a duck.

Tarpyattgamvad's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Tarpyattgamvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not hurt manatees.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.