Yimpodcum Faghadcan is a god.

It takes the form of a large, witless jackal.

Yimpodcum Faghadcan created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimpodcum Faghadcan, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yimpodcum Faghadcan, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yimpodcum Faghadcan's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Yimpodcum Faghadcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near birds while wearing black hats and balancing three silver spheres on your legs.

4. Always obey Yimpodcum Faghadcan's priests.

5. Do not cook food in pots.
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