Vegbisskabkincud is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, compassionate wolf.

Vegbisskabkincud created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vegbisskabkincud, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vegbisskabkincud, he will boil you in a big pot.

Vegbisskabkincud's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Vegbisskabkincud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near voles while wearing fawn shirts.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.