Bagditgem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, sapient fairy.

Bagditgem created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagditgem, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bagditgem, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bagditgem's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bagditgem's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Bagditgem loves moths, so they must be respected.