Busquimtarg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, self-assured giraffe.

Busquimtarg created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busquimtarg, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Busquimtarg, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Busquimtarg's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Busquimtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick nematodes.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never skip in the presence of snails.

5. Do not covet oxen.