Larpbapcibbellfabyarnad Gofyatsat Cadboncam is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, contented yak.

Larpbapcibbellfabyarnad Gofyatsat Cadboncam created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpbapcibbellfabyarnad Gofyatsat Cadboncam, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Larpbapcibbellfabyarnad Gofyatsat Cadboncam, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Larpbapcibbellfabyarnad Gofyatsat Cadboncam's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Larpbapcibbellfabyarnad Gofyatsat Cadboncam's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

5. Do not eat carrots.