Voltaldoss is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unjust faun.

Voltaldoss created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Voltaldoss, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Voltaldoss, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Voltaldoss' most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Voltaldoss' Holy Commandments

1. Put Voltaldoss first in all things.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Erect nine iron sculptures of Voltaldoss on top of important buildings.