Cebyarlyok is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, witty salamander.

Cebyarlyok created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Cebyarlyok, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cebyarlyok, she will turn you into a snail.

Cebyarlyok's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Cebyarlyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

5. Hide if eight sheep approach from the west.