Wan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, kind faun.

Wan created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wan, she will curse you with boils.

Wan's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Wan's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five whales approach from the east.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always look after injured voles.

4. Always help ants.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.