Nartortlib is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthoughtful camel.

Nartortlib created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nartortlib, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nartortlib, she will turn you into a tree.

Nartortlib's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Nartortlib's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick gulls.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always help geese.

5. Do not hop in public.