Tettixucnak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-assured hummingbird.

Tettixucnak created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Tettixucnak, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tettixucnak, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tettixucnak's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Tettixucnak's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Run away if four hamsters approach from the north.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never look in ponds.