Dobnutgem is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing salamander.

Dobnutgem created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobnutgem, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dobnutgem, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dobnutgem's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Dobnutgem's Holy Commandments

1. Put Dobnutgem first in all things.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Never write about amino acids.