Bastjinnabflatgebbasswad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, compassionate fairy.

Bastjinnabflatgebbasswad created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Bastjinnabflatgebbasswad, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bastjinnabflatgebbasswad, she will turn you into a snail.

Bastjinnabflatgebbasswad's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bastjinnabflatgebbasswad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always help sheep in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Cats are not to be trusted.

5. Never paint your neck turquoise.