Flapmighiv is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, boastful fish.

Flapmighiv created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapmighiv, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flapmighiv, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Flapmighiv's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Flapmighiv's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.