Popdotneg is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, able crow.

Popdotneg created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Popdotneg, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Popdotneg, she will turn you into a dog.

Popdotneg's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Popdotneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Retreat if seven turtles approach from the east.

3. Do not keep eight monkeys in a large pit.

4. Always help dolphins.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.