Tapfaraf is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, conceited salamander.

Tapfaraf created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tapfaraf, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tapfaraf, she will be very unhappy.

Tapfaraf's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Tapfaraf's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to badgers while wearing brown trousers.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tapfaraf.