Pitarphon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, omniscient alligator.

Pitarphon created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitarphon, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pitarphon, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Pitarphon's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Pitarphon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Pitarphon loves birds, so they must be respected.

4. Worship no other gods but Pitarphon.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.