Ominjamsis is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, vain mongoose.

Ominjamsis created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Ominjamsis, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ominjamsis, he will be mildly annoyed.

Ominjamsis' most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Ominjamsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of parsnips to gulls while wearing fawn dresses.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Ominjamsis on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never write about photosynthesis.