Satyakfligteenhit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, strong goose.

Satyakfligteenhit created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satyakfligteenhit, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Satyakfligteenhit, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Satyakfligteenhit's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Satyakfligteenhit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never feed carrots to tapirs while wearing blue rings.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.