Metlinbin is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, conceited sheep.

Metlinbin created matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Metlinbin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Metlinbin, it will destroy your home solar system.

Metlinbin's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Metlinbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cucumbers to birds while wearing stockings.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near porpoises while wearing yellow dresses.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about ducks.