Sisrillneg is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, confident wasp.

Sisrillneg created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisrillneg, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sisrillneg, he will turn you into a worm.

Sisrillneg's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Sisrillneg's Holy Commandments

1. Sisrillneg loves horses, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never chant in the presence of turtles.

4. Never feed figs to snails while wearing yellow ear rings.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.