Vaglimbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, effective bird.

Vaglimbaf created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vaglimbaf, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vaglimbaf, she will ignore you.

Vaglimbaf's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Vaglimbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Vaglimbaf loves voles, so they must be respected.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Feed all hungry geese.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.