Tipvenmap is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fussy wyvern.

Tipvenmap created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tipvenmap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tipvenmap, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Tipvenmap's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Tipvenmap's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Tipvenmap must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.