Vogtonkdimtinflatcinflapvab Gildavgen is a god.

He takes the form of a large, able tapir.

Vogtonkdimtinflatcinflapvab Gildavgen created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vogtonkdimtinflatcinflapvab Gildavgen, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vogtonkdimtinflatcinflapvab Gildavgen, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Vogtonkdimtinflatcinflapvab Gildavgen's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Vogtonkdimtinflatcinflapvab Gildavgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Vogtonkdimtinflatcinflapvab Gildavgen must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never write about quantum field theory.

4. Never jump in the presence of mice.

5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.