Batwigjat is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unfair pig.

Batwigjat created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Batwigjat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Batwigjat, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Batwigjat's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Batwigjat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat parsnips.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never talk about eagles.

5. Do not listen to music.