Paskopjon is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omniscient wyrm.

Paskopjon created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Paskopjon, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Paskopjon, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Paskopjon's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Paskopjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Paskopjon on top of all buildings.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Never look in ponds.