Sadtifyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, boastful hyena.

Sadtifyarl created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Sadtifyarl, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sadtifyarl, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Sadtifyarl's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Sadtifyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Retreat if five snails approach from the south.

4. Never skip in the presence of horses.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.