Sasdunwik is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, effective goblin.

Sasdunwik created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasdunwik, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sasdunwik, she will manifest in front of you.

Sasdunwik's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Sasdunwik's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Sasdunwik on top of all buildings.

2. Sasdunwik must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.