Dambepbim is a god.

It takes the form of a large, all-powerful mongoose.

Dambepbim created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dambepbim, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dambepbim, it will try to impress you with trees.

Dambepbim's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dambepbim's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never hop near aardvarks.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dambepbim.

5. Feed all hungry birds.